Let’s start with an odd one. Apart from maybe Paul Lawrie, it’s a safe bet that no one else in a regular European Tour field could change a grip on a golf club.

It’s been a while since I was an assistant pro. I loved those days though. I’ve been on Tour for 22 years now. But you are right. I was changing grips from the age of 16. That’s 28 years ago. And yes, I can still do it.

I enjoy messing with my clubs. I check the lofts and the lies too. I do it just because, as good as the equipment manufacturers are, I like to know for myself all is well. It sounds bad to say I never trust anyone, but I like the reassurance.

Bottom line is I’m proud to be PGA-qualified. I reckon I could still change the whipping on an old wooden club too. I’m betting there is no one else here this week (at the Abu Dhabi Championship), apart from Paul, who could do that. It would be fun to let guys have a go though. It’s not easy. But I could do it.

Indeed, you must be one of the last guys to emerge from the pro’s shop and make it on Tour.

It’s not the normal road any more. And, to be fair, it’s not a path I would like to see my son, Luke, take. I’d like him to go to college and learn his trade there. Then, if he’s good enough, give the Tour a try. That’s the norm these days, which is big change from when I was young. Today, it is more of a business from the age of 16 onwards. If you don’t treat it like that you are going to be way behind.

I’m sure. There was a 15-year old playing here this week – Josh Hill.

Exactly. He’s a big lad and a great talent. If you can shoot 62 in the last round to win a MENA Tour event you can play. That was impressive.

Does your mind wander back to those days much? To where you came from?

It’s bonkers. But I had a belief. I’ve never thought I was any different or inferior to anyone else. That is a huge part of my journey. It can obviously be a bad thing if you get a little too big for your boots early on. But the opposite is also true.

RIGHT: Poulter believes he is hitting the ball better now than at any time in his career. PHOTO: Getty Images.

Not being confident enough is also a bad thing. If you’re like that you are never going to be confident enough in tough situations. And if you are like that you are never going to go the whole way in golf. There is a comfort level that you have to feel very quickly.

Have you ever felt out of your depth?


That’s unusual, especially in golf, which has its share of elitism and snobbishness.

Well, let me ask you something. You’re a journalist. You’ve done this a long time. Have you ever felt out of your depth talking and writing about golf?


There you go. I’m the same. If you ask me to do a half-hour speech to 20,000 people in an auditorium, I am going to shit myself. That’s not my trade. But I am comfortable within golf. I’ve done my time. I feel good about myself. And I can cope with anything bad that comes along. I’m never embarrassed about what I do. A lot of people have a fear of failure – say hitting a bad shot at the wrong time. But not me.

Run me through your progression. How quickly were you good at golf?

It depends on what you mean by “good.” Winning on Tour at age 23 fresh out of the shop? What do we class as good? I won the Italian Open in 1999. Or was it my first Ryder Cup in 2004? What level is good?

I’m assuming you were a better player in 2004 than you were in 1999?

Of course. I had to be. I still think I’m not good enough though. I still think I could learn a lot more. I like to think I haven’t reached my full potential.

What kind of player are you? Are you technical? Or artistic? Do you get involved in positions?

I understand my swing. I understand what I need to do to get the best results. I understand what I’m working on. I like to look at my swing on video. That’s the only way to get feedback. I have all the gadgets known to man. I like to know my numbers. I like to equip myself with all the relevant information. But there is a line you don’t want to cross. Too much info can be as bad as too little.

You don’t look technical. Your swing flows.

I would never try to re-build or go through a major change. I am who I am. I am comfortable being the player I am. I’m 44. Could I have done something to get to World No.1? I don’t know. Because I didn’t try.

I’m surprised to hear you say that. Haven’t you done everything to get better?

Have I? I’m not sure. Look at Nick Faldo when he was World No.1. He went to the gym and added 20 pounds of weight. Or muscle. He was trying to get better and hit longer drives. But all that didn’t help him. Then there are those who have gone through various swing changes and haven’t emerged on the other side.

So I don’t know what I could have done. Or if there was something I could have done to get me to No.1. But am I happy with what I have achieved? Yes, I’m happy. But could I have worked harder? No question. Yes, I could.

Was there ever a moment of confirmation when you thought, “yes, I am good enough to do this.”

I shot 66-66 in my first pro event back in 1995. I beat the field by two shots. I was 19-years old. But I never had the kind of moment you’re talking about.

But that isn’t the norm. And you look a bit perplexed by the question.

Should there be a defining moment?

Most people have one.

If you know the journey you are on. And you feel it is one you can complete. Why should there be a barrier that has to be lifted? Does there need to be an “I’m in” moment?

What is interesting is that this has clearly never crossed your mind.

But there have been things all the way through. Winning my first event as an assistant. Winning on the Challenge Tour. Winning on the European Tour. Making the Ryder Cup. I guess the only way to answer this is, if I win a major in the next few years, I will have that moment. Ask me again when I win the Open (laughs).

Looking at your record in the majors is also interesting. I hate to say you have
“under-achieved,” but it isn’t as good as I would have expected from someone at your level. Especially in the US Open. No Top-10s there. Any reason why?

Eh..…how do I put this (laughs)?

I don’t like them. I just don’t like the US Open. I don’t enjoy them. I had a little opportunity at Shinnecock a couple of years ago when Brooks won. I was leading by two when I made a
triple-bogey on the 8th hole. But I have a bit of hang-up with the tournament.

I’ve played in a few and found them to be utterly embarrassing. I’ve stood there and shook my head at what we, as professionals, have been given to play on. Everything is just wrong, especially the course set-up. Look at Chambers Bay – broccoli greens.

"I wish the European Tour had an event on the sandbelt ... I’d like to see the Australian Open on our Tour." – Ian Poulter

Look, there is always going to be a winner. There is always going to be someone with the trophy at the end of the week. They always think the week has been amazing. I get that. But when you play in such a prestigious event – America’s national Open – one that generates so much money, it is hard to stomach that level of disappointment. If someone asks me which one I would like to win, the US Open is fourth on my list. For so many reasons.

It makes sense then that the one you mention was played on a links-style course that is hardly your typical US Open venue.

That is the best course for a US Open. Comfortably. But they –the USGA – have ruined it twice. Which is a tragedy. It’s an amazing course, one of the best you’ll see anywhere.

What is it you don’t like specifically?

My ball-flight is generally a bit lower than most guys on Tour. I don’t spin the ball as much either. I can play links golf because I can keep the ball down and run it onto the greens. I can do my thing. At Augusta, I can still work it round. There are ways for me to play the holes there. But the US Open asks you to crunch it off the tee and have a super-high ball-flight. You need that to stop the ball quickly on the really hard greens. So that doesn’t lend itself to my way of playing golf.

I’ve had 25 top-20s (18 actually) in the majors and I’ve played 60-odd (63). That’s not horrific. It’s not great. But it’s not horrific. When I think about it, am I surprised that it’s not a bit better? A little, if I’m honest. I’ve had a couple of woulda-coulda-shouldas and there are things I wish I’d done differently. But, although you try to be aggressive and take opportunities, sometimes it doesn’t work out. I’ve paid an expensive price for mistakes at times. It doesn’t take much.

What have been the most important weeks of your professional life?

Ryder Cup.

Every one?

Yes. My most enjoyable times in golf have all come at the Ryder Cup. I wanted to be a football player before that though (laughs).

How good were you?

I was pretty good. I had a trial with Tottenham Hotspur.

That is funny, for such a big Arsenal fan.

I keep it quiet (laughs). I enjoyed the team atmosphere and doing things for other people, not just myself. That might surprise people. I know some think I’m quite selfish. Even at the Ryder Cups we have lost I’ve played well. I played all five matches and won four. So, no matter what, they are the best weeks for me.

What is you role in the team room?

I’m as vocal as I think is necessary. Sometimes I say nothing. Sometimes I say a lot. There’s no plan. It just happens. At Medinah in 2012 I was very vocal, on and off the course, all of which helped the bigger picture. I’ve stood up and said my piece.

For example?

If I feel I want to air something to someone – not necessarily a more experienced player – I will do so. It’s getting the right vibe across. It’s saying the right things to the right people. Anything to help put them in the right frame of mind. It’s the little things that add up at the end of the week. You only have to get it a tiny bit wrong for it to go really wrong. It’s a fine line. You never want to make the rookies feel uncomfortable. They have to feel part of it all.

How many times a day, a week do people mention what you did – five birdies in the last five holes to win the match – at Medinah?

Often (smiles).

Do you enjoy that? Or are you a bit fed-up with it?

It’s part of my life. It always will be, I’m proud of it. The outfit I wore on that Saturday is on a mannequin that sits next to my office desk. I can’t hide from it. I think any who did what I did that day would be proud of what went on. I was part of something really special. It was bonkers. I don’t know if I will ever surpass that day. Even if I won a major, I’m not sure it would bring me more joy than I experienced that day. I don’t feel I have to win the major. Would it be amazing? Yes. But is it going to change my life? No.

I get goosebumps when I think of Medinah. I’m getting goosebumps now. It was bonkers to live it, although I didn’t feel anything until I made the putt on the 18th to win the match. It was so emotional, realising that, an hour beforehand, the overall match was over. Over, over, over. Done. So it was then that the sense of pride kicked in.

It was amazing really. We were four points behind going into the singles – further behind than we had been the night before. Yet we felt like we could win. That makes no sense. But there was such a buzz in the team room.

What was it like in there?

It was nuts. We were singing songs and all sorts. It was as if we had just won. But that’s how mad it was. We were being beaten really badly. We were being humiliated really. But our mind-set changed. We knew we had a genuine chance. From down and out, written off. Which we knew. It looked it was going to be 12-4 going into the singles. It was over at that point. But we made it to 10-6. Big difference.

One of the biggest factors was how we all felt about Ollie (Jose Maria Olazabal). His life is golf. He doesn’t have kids. And he’s the most honourable man you could ever meet. How could we live with ourselves if we packed him off home with no Ryder Cup? That would have been so bad for a man who has meant so much to the game of golf.

One of the big secrets to match play is getting inside the opponent’s head. That’s what you did on that Saturday night. Suddenly, they thought “wow, we could lose this.”

Exactly. That was just as important as us thinking we could win. We sowed the seed that we could win and they could lose. It’s humiliating to lose a big lead. On home soil.

I still have the text message I got from Ollie back then. It will be there forever. And no, I’m not going to tell you what he said (laughs). But anyone who walks into my office will see it. It is on a plaque in my office. It is unbelievable.